HoodFlorist.com, by CLAWED
- Claude Thompson
- Dec 31, 2022
- 3 min read
Updated: 6 hours ago
"Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned." - Da Vinci
HoodFlorist.com contains the anthology, "Hood-Florist," by Claude Thompson III. The word "anthology" is derived from the Greek "anthologia," meaning a "collection of flowers."
The story follows "Claude Neighbors". After he signed a 360 deal with, "CAM-Florist", he works hard to keep his ownership of HoodFlorist.com a secret. His contract forbids it.
Claude at "CAM-Florist, Inc.," hoping to provoke the CEOs to renegotiate contracts and lift restrictions keeping him from participating in a fight, "CLAWED x Claude".
$CamFlorist.com : The Anthology!
Mr. Claude Neighbors, was an independent Florist. When he is labelled a "Ghetto Florist", he began TROLLING, as CLAWED at "HoodFlorist.com", the Inner-G at Neighbors Florist.
Claude Neighbors, navigates the complexities of the Florist industry after signing a 360 deal with CAM-Florist, as an exclusive Florist.
A major stipulation is the prohibition against owning competing ventures, which poses a challenge for Claude due to his personal stake in HoodFlorist.com.
Claude is committed to keeping his ownership of HoodFlorist.com, a thriving online platform, a secret from CAM-Florist, his new management team.
The website, a reflection of his passion for floral artistry, music offers tutorials, floral arrangements, and an online shop for enthusiasts and casual buyers.
The narrative explores themes of ambition, loyalty, and the sacrifices required for success. Ultimately, Claude's journey is about balancing his dreams with industry realities.
HoodFlorist.com chronicles Claude's comeback as "CLAWED" in Detroit, where he's The Plug, jet-setting around the globe while keeping his CAM-Florist brand blooming.
"Up From Here" -- Halloween Weekend. Claude and #313plant.
"80's Baby" -- Thanksgiving, Claude ensembles His Band of Hood-Alums,
"Go Hard" -- A Hood-Florist Christmas.
"Out Of This World" -- New Year's
"Broke" -- Valentines
"Hear It" - (313) Day
"Battle Of The Gods" - Easter
"All In The Way" -- 420
"Roller" -- Mother's Day
"Bars Matter" -- Fathers Day
Claude Neighbors, CEO @ "Hood-Florist," wants to travel more, but he feels uneasy about leaving his flower shop, in Detroit.
So, Claude hires his Godson, Ivey Scampers, to redesign CLAWED, a trolling app, into an AI Florist Assistant..
Claude once buried the CLAWED app, to separate himself from The Trolling. He was young and un-professional, in 1999.
Now, they collaborate to harness their advanced AI software, integrating machine learning and natural language processing.
This caught the attention of CAM-Florist.
Making Another Claude
When "CAM-Florist" claim they "Made Claude", Claude abandoned the CLAWED project. He challenges them to Make Another One.
So, "CAM-FLORIST", using the software Claude abandoned, commissions Wrecks to redevelop The Old CLAWED app.
He's told to make it look like The Old Claude, to secure a GRANT using his image. But, Wrecks remakes CLAWED, as The Old Claude, before the Family Mann.
Ivey Scampers, driven by greed, utilizes an algorithm from Claude's album "Chef Joy RD" to pitch the reality show "Hustle And Flowers".
Claude is a seasoned florist since 1993. He has built a successful career, to 2025.
He realizes the importance of maintaining a polished image. Being Downtown boosts visibility and credibility in the floral industry.
In 1996, Claude's career pivoted when he signed a lucrative deal with Phancies.com, after becoming married, at 22 years old.
Claude didn't abandon CLAWED, he evolved, the app, fully integrating the AI assistant with Hoodflorist.com, an online platform.
Who is Aunt Larry?
In Contrast...
The CLAWED app says, You can launch Big Ships, at home, ahead of a Big Flood. He must protect his business successes and relationships.
Claude, after losing crucial grants for his Detroit-based CAM-Florist, embraced his alter ego, CLAWED, launching "The Best Loser" app that used provocative Troll Marketing to capture attention.
While initially successful, the backlash from his tactics forced him to reconsider his approach. He then partnered with CAM-Florist in Eastpointe, agreeing to keep his controversial past hidden to maintain a positive image.
Claude hit a snag when his Sweetest Day shipment got hijacked. To get it back and not let down his clients, he brought back his CLAWED persona, tapping into his Troll Marketing know-how to handle the situation.
Claude's daughter had dreams of opening a store in Detroit, specifically for "Phancies.com", when she was just 14 years old.
Fast forward 15 years, and she is now a proud college graduate from the prestigious University of Michigan, a place that not only provided her with an excellent education but also a network of valuable contacts in various industries.
As Claude eyed international expansion, he decided to abandon his alter ego to protect his reputation. However, a stolen shipment on Sweetest Day forced him to rely on CLAWED once more, challenging him to reconcile his past with his future goals and face the consequences of his earlier choices.
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