WIX is deleting The FORUM, in real life. So, Claude Thompson, uses this as inspiration to finish writing, Hood-Florist, a fictional story, about his alter ego, Claude Neighbors.
"Hood-Florist" follows the protagonist, Claude Neighbors. A Group of Kids help Claude realize that his Hustles, abandoned in Detroit, could still work. They transfer his Manifesto, from The Forum, using AI software by #313OeURACL.
IN THE FORUM, Claude Neighbors has chronicled himself opening "CAM-FLORIST", Since in 2008. "CAM-FLORIST | Detroit", was for his "Hood-Alums", Friends, an idea he abandoned.
Now, 2025, "The MUD Room", in Detroit, is The Goal. Using AI Software he developed, he surveyed Metro-Detroit to open a "CAM-FLORIST", in Neighborhoods without Flower Shops.
Eastpointe became A Fresh Way To Shop For Flowers, @ "CAMflorist.com & Store". HE'S changed his mind, about expanding. He wants Eastpointe only.
But, he is willing to negotiate. He must prove to people that he is not CLAWED. So, Claude trolls CLAWED, mocking him as a $camflorist. And, as CLAWED, he trolls back, with #HoodFlorist.
When CAM-Florist receives the credit for a MOVIE, CLAWED, started Trolling himself... as $cam-Florist.
Customer Services | Reason To Like Us @ CAM-Florist
Retail Flower Shop
Special Event Designs - From Trendy to Traditional, full service to DIY.
Standing Order -- Receive Designs, daily, weekly, monthly
Invoices in Real-time --
BLOG --
Retail Flower Shop | Downtown & Uptown.
“Delivery Service” -- Send Flowers Uber-Fast.
Funeral & Sympathy Flowers - Designs For the service, Gifts, & repast.
Family Packages / Funeral Tributes --
Markets BEST -- Flowers by the Bloom, Bunch, Bucket, & Box.
Curb Side Pick-up --
#floristCAM: Flower Shop * LIVE : Online : Local.
Showcases and Exhibits --
Going Greener - "We are Serving The Earth as well".
$2 Roses -- Single stematurdays @ The Eastern Market in Detroit
After Care Packets -- Given with each order. Instructions / Perservatives
Bring your own Vase -- Saves Customers Times and Money
Discount Delivery to Funeral Homes.
Discount Delivery to Hospitals
Discount Delivery in The (313)
Large inventory of fresh flowers
Tropicals
Plants
European/dish gardens
Contemporary and traditional arrangements
Silk arrangements
Dried floral arrangements
Extensive gift line
Gourmet and fruit baskets
Gift baskets
Greeting cards
Candles
A Beautiful Presentation Cellophane Wrapped Gifts
Add A Bird & Or Butterfly To Any Arrangement
Freshness Guarantee -- On All Our Product --
Social Media -- Keep up with things you need to know.
Business / Corporate Services --
Flowers In An Hour" -- Shop Flowers,
"LOL" Prices -- Lower Overhead, Lower Prices, in effect.
Read our Testimonials --
Mobile Application -- Use your smartphone to place real-time orders.
Accepting Most Credit Cards --
Text Us Your Orders -- @ (313) 585-1688
Create and Account
Now.. Paypal
Gift baskets
Greeting cards
Candles
Special Gift Wrapping Available.
Add A Bird & Or Butterfly To Any Arrangement
Cemetery Goods
Spanish Line
Community based
"Give Me My Flowers" -- Church
"(313) N-DUR-ABL Charities --
We Are Detroit's Green Florist
Discounts to City Employees.
DPS Initiative.
Balloons
Roses $2.50 stem
Build Your Own Bouquet, Online.
Card messages
Happy Employees
Rewards Program
Tip the Designer
Tip The Driver
Downloadable coupons.
Codified
Walk-in Deals
Care packets given with each order.
Bring your own Vase.
Standing Orders.
Discount Delivery to Funeral Homes.
Discount Delivery to Hospitals